"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his act being several ages."
  • h0odrich:

    everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

    (via trust)

  • sparkhy:

    you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

    (via trust)

  • (Source: m0ge, via third-eyes)

  • anotherknifeinmybed:

    thegreenguitar:

    Pawnography

    that was the best pun ever excuse you

    (Source: crazynattie, via thaowith-thestayingdown)

  • liquidglue:

    when u forget ur on post limit and u try to reblog something

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    (Source: liquidglue, via distraction)

  • wotdafuck:

    do you ever close a really important tab by accident and you just

    image

    (via distraction)

  • iwasrepeals:

    Snapchatting someone you like is SO much harder than snapchatting a friend. 

    (via trust)

  • dewgongo:

    when you make a joke and everyone laughs
    image

    (via trust)

  • tokyotomato:

    i didn’t do a single thing i was supposed to over break

    image

    (via trust)

  • slussy:

    Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

    (via trust)

  • billy-pilgrims:

    [writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

    (via trust)

  • dekutree:

    girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

    me: its okay we all make mistakes 

    (via distraction)